Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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