so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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