i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Randomize
