is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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