Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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