I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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