Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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