i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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