they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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