everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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