ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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