Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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