I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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