Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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