Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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