If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
no you cant smoke seaweed
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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