you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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