Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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