'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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