he shaved USA in his pubs
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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