I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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