I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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