I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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