break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he puts the penis in happiness.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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