Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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