My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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