he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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