Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
be right there i have to get my cape
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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