I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Are we still banned from the library?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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