i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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