3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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