Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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