For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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