it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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