It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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