My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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