fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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