i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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