So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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