so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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