Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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