I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
