so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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