How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
