Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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