You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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