best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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