hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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