You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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