jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
His nipple licking is glorious
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