Quick, to the slutcave!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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