ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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