glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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