it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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