His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
