YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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