Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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